Heard this joke and thought it fitting for the true beer drinkers of Tip and Total, aka Ben and Jay:
The CEO’s of Budweiser, Corona and Guinness met one friday for an after work drink at a local pub. Read more…
Here’s a quick observance I thought would be worth disseminating to you, faithful reader.
Willie Wonka & the Chocolate Factory: 1971 film starring Gene Wilder as the titular character. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: 2005 film starring Johnny Depp.
There is a giant discrepancy between these two adaptations of the original novel by Roald Dahl. Read more…
Super-Man Exists. Go Moral Authority!
I met up with Big Jay and Leprauchanesque Ben at the Ale House that would soon thereafter become our headquarters. I was brimming with excitement for I had learned a new word. Unveiling this word to these guys was my challenge. I couldn’t just drop it on them. I’d have to finesse it. To stroke it out into the conversation. A simple, “Hey guys, guess what word I learned today?” seemed antithetical to cool. Read more…
So here’s the kick off post. First off, welcome to Tip and Total. I’ll do another post eventually explaining what we do and why we do it, but I figure, let’s just get to the jokes.
Here’s the start of a recurring deal I’d like to call “Consumer Warnings you should see, but don’t.” Maybe it’s long, but you get the point.
Warning: “Projector may cause porn to be horrifyingly large. Purchase at own risk.”
Story: So about a year ago, Jay (my best friend, former roommate, an author here, a pretty decent guy, and huge fan of vagina) moved into his new apartment. He was struck with on big predicament: what TV should I buy? Read more…